Left of Nowhere, Inc.

May 16, 2K1

Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Reports of my laziness, however, are right on track.

Regardless, I'm back! Again!

"Walking On The Moon" will be updated within the week. But I have a chapter I need to get out now.

Addendum - May 19

Look! It's Walking On The Moon! I'm not a harsefaced liar!

But I'm still full of crap. Deal.


Welcome to Left of Nowhere, or as I like to type, LoN. What you'll find here is whatever catches my fancy, and an oft-updated section or two. True, there will be the occasional neglected section, but I tend to smack a hefty update on those every now and then. So just check back every now and then, I'll try to keep things interesting.

Frame of Mind

Walking On The Moon: Formerly known as The Man Who Sold The World, this is the weekly ramble. Always new, always fresh, always with lower fat than anything you'll get off some Kellogg's product.  (05/19)

A Sermon: The famed rant. I Don't Freakin' Believe It. Yes, it's very rarely updated. Yes, it's usually horrendously long. 

The Mighty: An oft-updated section on the wonderful, unpredictable world that is professional wrestling. No longer is the phrase "intelligent wrestling fans" considered to be an oxymoron. It's true, it's true. (And it's not up yet, and unless I get unlazy really quick, it won't be.)

Whispering Voices: The quotes section. Filled with wonderful musings, idle ramblings, and the occasional profound statement. (05/16)

Freak The Mighty: A section for the role-playing world. This is a generalized overview, with more subsections than you can shake a d20 at. Okay, maybe a d6. But right now, no dice, because this is still under construction. Okay, in limbo.
 
 

Rehumanize Yourself

Carrion Prince (O Ye of Little Faith): My work. Everything that I've done that I care to post on this wee public forum. Basically, my fanfiction, unmarketable original stuff, and some poetry. And updated with two (count 'em) new chapters of Questing. (01/25)

Windmills of Your Mind: This would be the fanfiction archive of everyone else. Many notable people in here, with such X-fic big names as Lori McDonald, Kielle, Spade, and Jim R. McBriarty.

Island of Souls: A haven for the poet we are calmly and methodically strangling inside each and every one of us. In all honesty, there's a lot of good poetry inside these waters. So go ahead. Guess what? It's a new year, and this still isn't up.
 
 

Nothin' Bout Me

Mo Ghile Mear: A quick biography (Read that: Personal Blah) of Matt Bowyer, your fearless webmaster.

Video Magic: Like every other college-age kid, I enjoy to play video games. A lot. So I've decided to share which ones tickle my proverbial fancy. And maybe even be intelligent about it.  ......maybe. (Yep, not done yet.)
 
 
 
 
 

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