Because I hate going back into each file and updating the list...
  • 1.  Computer games, marching band, and shameless promotion of some albums.
  • 2.  Hanukkah goblins, UCB-style segues, and the history of the world in one column.
  • 3.  Myth II, New Year's, Christina Aguilera, and why I can swear in stories.
  • 4.  Blood on the walls, drugs in Disney, FF8, and inane ramblings about stolen email.

  •      MISSING due to the fact that I... am an ass.
  • 5.  Matt gets some weird gifts for his birthday and gets angry with Stanley Kubrick.
  • 6.  Matt dreams weird, gets angry at his IRC compatriots for weird ideas, and, yeah.
  • 7.  Matt makes a triumphant return and becomes a sell-out whore. And rants a lot.
  • 8.  Matt talks about a dream, whores himself, and really doesn't do much else.